While I'm not sure I agreed with all of these types, I got a great laugh out of these tester type descriptions, and especially the illustrations.

I'm prepping for PNSQC, stripping wallpaper and painting my laundry room, healing from surgery, caring for a sick cat, and working on two articles today. Wish me luck!

By the way, I am "The Networker" (and also started out as "The Magician". I had a 2 year stint as "The Expert"). People come to my office and ask, "Do you know who I might contact to find out about _____ and where can I find a chicken to sacrifice and a partridge in a pear tree? Oh, also, do you know where I can find a 5 year old build of ____ product?" I must admit I usually enthusiastically send them out with a list and apologize if there is anything I don't know where to find.